The next round: consider it prepared for.

My package arrived. An additional sixty bucks in customs duty and importation tax, and those ovulation test sticks are mine! It’s all I can do to restrain myself from trying them out right now.

the CBEFM can't wait to get to work, and neither can I

(UPDATED TO ADD: The stock of pregnancy tests accompanying the newly arrived ovulation test sticks has just been diminished. Disregarding the biology surrounding the facts that I was officially confirmed on Tuesday to be about as close to Not Pregnant as possible for a human to be, and that it’s been less than four days since anything happened that could possibly change that (which in itself is assuming a whole lot of assumptions), and after feeling a slight tenderness in my breasts yesterday and today – what’s causing that if not some kind of miraculous blink-and-wish-and-it’ll-arrive pregnancy? WHAT?? oh, perhaps the same ovulation I thought I detected in that "less than four days ago" time period? – I decided to pee on one. It was negative.)

(SURPRISE!!!)