So far so good; nothing in the bowl I wouldn't expect to be. Except when I was at my friend's house last night. Imagine my shock when I turned around and peered in only to find a handful-sized clump of a gel-like substance. A green substance. Neon green.
I will admit to a split second of terror before bursting out in relieved laughter. You can fool me once, toilet bowl freshener, but you won't fool me again.
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| unfreshened and much less fearsome. borrowed ethically from source |
Hahahaha! I went from utterly panicked for you to pissing myself laughing in a second there!
ReplyDeleteLol!!!! So funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL.... glad they colored it neon green :)
ReplyDeleteThat made me die... that's too funny.
ReplyDeleteOh my too funny....my heart started racing there!
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Phew!
ReplyDeleteYou so funny, funny lady.
ReplyDeleteNeon green :) I still check the toilet paper every. single. time. too. It's funny the things we can't leave behind.
ReplyDeleteMy heart stopped for you reading this! I checked *everything* every time I went to the bathroom when I was pregnent both times. I'm glad it was ony freshner :)
ReplyDeleteHi from ICLW. Well I can see I'm not the only one to check more than the tp.
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, that instinct I remember well! Glad it worth laughter, not tears!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. That is a pretty good one. I can feel your heart stopping before you realized. I am obsessively checking too.
ReplyDeleteAlien goo terror! :)
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, I would have freaked out, too. I have not yet broken my TP/bowl checking habits yet!
ReplyDeleteHaha this lightened my day!
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!
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