Seek and you shall find.

You shall find something, anyway – perhaps not exactly what you were seeking, but something.

Most people who find this space through a search engine use fairly innocuous search terms that you might expect to lead here, even if the results might not be so pleasing. For example:

progressing pregnancy – Nope, best to just move along.

bébé – Don't I wish. Just the shadows of hopes that once were.

baby its too late year – Yeah, it is. A lot of us here aren't very happy about that, perhaps like you, searcher. If that's the case, I'm sorry.

day with love – Okay, yes, that we can provide, and not only on Valentine's Day.

And I'm still doing quite well among those who are interested in disrobing (or undressing, or taking off clothes, or ...) at the gynecologist.

Then there's this: first time anal with my german girl friend.

Which raises a few questions in my mind. Not only the obvious, like what could I possibly have written about to cause the search engine to direct that search towards this site, but also the even more obvious, like how does her being German play into it? Is there something about her having Teutonic roots that would affect how he, the considerate searcher, might approach this oh-so-special first time?

Out of curiosity, I tapped the phrase into Google to see which of my posts popped up in the results. After skimming the first few hundred on the list, I gave up trying to find it, but not before seeing enough to feel confident that the searcher could learn what he needed without wasting too much time poking around on Bébé Suisse. So I'm a little less sorry to disappoint.

Bloggie friends, what are the best search terms that led people to your blog?