More instructions.

While waiting the recommended five minutes to confirm the negative – plus another five minutes just in case a second pink line decided to spontaneously jump to life – I read through the pregnancy test instructions again, wondering if perhaps there was something I’d missed before that I could do then to help that second pink line along.

Unfortunately, there wasn't anything like that, but there was this:

A number of conditions other than pregnancy, including trophoblastic disease and certain non-trophoblastic neoplasms including testicular tumors, prostate cancer, breast cancer, and lung cancer, cause elevated levels of hCG. Therefore, the presence of hCG in urine should not be used to diagnose pregnancy unless these conditions have been ruled out.

Is there really somebody in this world who could pee on a stick, get a BFP, and then have to wonder whether it was due to pregnancy or a testicular tumor?